Sunday, December 2, 2007

George Bush number 1

The first president Bush was a lot better and smarter than the second, even though in his speech he was just as awkward and funny as his son. Well, a paisley rabbit would be smarter than Bush's son. Hey terrorists, bring it on! What an idiot.

The first bush kicked Saddam's ass but didn't finish him off. He stopped Stormin' Norman Schwarzkoff from invading all of Iraq and taking it over. So his son finished the job and looked into potholes til he found Saddam sitting in one, and then arrested and hanged the son of a bitch.

The first bush told us the truth about Ronald Reagan's filthy economic policy. Bush called it voodoo economics, the silly or deceptive argument that if you cater to the mega wealthy they will be nice to you in return if they feel like it. What utter garbage.

The fact is, we should take most of their money away. That's the long and short of it. Nobody should be allowed to hoard a billion dollars. The hell with those greedy miser bastards. Something should be done about it. It's like sending your kid to kindergarten and there are 100 toys in the room, and one kid owns 99 of them and your kid can't touch them. Your kid, and 25 others, have to share the 1 remaining toy.

I'll tell you what. They should take 95 of those kid's toys away from him. Screw it, it's just not fair. The rich get richer and the poor get poorer, and by "poor" I'm talking about us. We do get poorer every year. I know I do. So do you, right?

Anyway, of course Bush didn't do a damn thing about the economic inequities in America. He didn't give the working man a break. Who do you think he is - Franklin Roosevelt?

Bush wasn't all that bad. He did less damage than most, and he handled the war in Iraq intelligently, getting in, getting out. The kid is lost in the sauce, a fot in a blizzard, doesn't have the foggiest idea what to do, just "stay the course". Yeah, okay, whatever.

Someone ought to say to Bush's son "What the hell are you trying to accomplish you idiot." Maybe that would focus him.

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The Peter Answers

How to Use Peter Answers

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit
Peter answers is a fun little website in which "Peter" appears to read your mind. Use it to prank your friends or to just have a little fun.

Steps

Visit http://www.peteranswers.com where there are two text boxes: "Insert Petition" and "Insert Question."
Ask your audience for a question. If it's a question you know the answer to, proceed to the next step. If it's a question you don't know the answer to, you can ask them for the answer, telling them that if they say the question and answer out loud, Peter will hear them with his psychic powers. If you don't know the answer, you won't be able to follow the next step, and Peter will answer with a very generic statement like "You shall not doubt of me at all, keep trusting on me and soon I'll answer." In other words, the trick won't work!
Enter text into the petition box. The directions tell you to type in either "Peter, please answer the following question:" or "Peter, please answer:" in the petition box. What your audience doesn't know is that you're telling Peter the answer...
- Note the colon ":" at the end of each of these queries. This is essential because without it, you will not be able to proceed to the question box. Once you type the phrase and enter the colon, your cursor will automatically move to the question box.
- Instead of typing "Peter, please answer the following question:" or "Peter, please answer:" start off your petition with a period followed by the answer you're looking for. For example, if you intend to ask "Why is wikiHow the best how-to manual ever?" then in the petition box you would type.Because it's a group effort
- As you type the answer you're looking for, that's not what you will see showing up in the text box. You will see the standard petition being typed, even though you're typing something completely different. Your audience, however, will have their eyes on the screen and will never suspect that you're giving Peter the answer.
- Your answer should be shorter than one of the standard petitions. When you finish typing the answer, the standard petition will still need to be finished on the screen. In the following screenshot, all that has been typed is ".Because it's a group effort."
- So, after you type the answer, end it with a period. The period will show up as another character of the petition. After the period, however, anything you type will show up on the screen as you type it. Finish whatever is left of the query and send it off with a colon. In this screenshot, the actual typing was ".Because it's a group effort.owing:"
Type in the question. Be sure to end it with a question mark "?". As soon as you enter the question mark, a box will appear with some warnings about privacy. For Peter to answer the question, you'll need to click the "I Accept" button.
Watch as Peter thinks for a second and then displays the answer that you typed. If your audience doesn't know that you typed in the answer, they will be flabbergasted. You can probably keep them amazed for quite a while as long as they don't start paying close attention to what your fingers are actually typing.

Tips

When you're typing in the petition box, it helps to NOT look at the screen, because it can throw you off and make you forget what you're typing. Instead, look down as you type the answer. Only look up after you've typed the period to check how much of the query is finished.
Peter is only as accurate as you are, so if you enter a typo, Peter will answer with a typo, and people will get suspicious pretty quickly. If you think you made a mistake, you can backspace and start again at any point. If you delete all of what you entered, remember to enter a period again to signal to Peter that you're entering the answer. But, deleting everything you entered is not a good idea because people will wonder why you're erasing a perfectly good petition.
If you're typing a short answer, you can save time by completing only the shorter petition phrase (Peter, please answer:)
You can also tell your viewers to stare at the screen so that they can correct any spelling errors that you might make.

Warnings

Peter will accept and display answers that are longer than the petition phrase, but it will be pretty obvious something is up if you continue to type after the screen displays the entire petition phrase. Nothing more will show up once you've reached the end of the phrase. Once in a while, at the bottom instead of the repeating "Peter answers:..." it will say "Emily answers" or another name. No one knows for sure what happens at that point.
As soon as you type a colon ":" the cursor will automatically jump to the question box, even if you haven't finished typing out the petition. This will likely ruin the illusion, so don't accidentally type that colon too soon.

Sources and Citations

PeterAnswers.com

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