Friday, November 30, 2007

Hillary Farts During Debate

Alternate camera angles and super sensitive boom microphones picked up something we may have missed during the last Democratic debate.

Category: Comedy

Woman Pissed Bout New Butt Implants

This news anchor cant hold it together when reporting a story about woman who is not happy about her recent butt implants. And after seeing what they look like, I would be pissed too.

Category: News & Politics

Girl With Very Big Gun Busts Myths

A girl with a very big gun busts two common myths that we see in a lot of movies and tv shows. This is not the kind of girl you want to cheat on or piss off in any way.

Category: Entertainment

Grandma Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup

What kind of messed up kid would make their Grandma watch 2 Girls 1 Cup. Funny reaction though, lasted longer than I did.

Category: Entertainment

Another Great First Dance At Wedding

Another great wedding first dance this time from an asian couple that really knows how to pop and lock. Some network right now is pitching the reality show So You Think You Can Dance at Your Wedding.

Category: Entertainment

Stanford Student Flips Out After Leveling

Some kid from Stanford spent nearly a month straight in his dorm room and at 2:14AM finally reached level 60 and flipped out. His buddies didnt have the heart to tell him he had 10 more levels left.

Category: Comedy

Kelly Pickler On Game Show

You got to love this chick but honestly if this was Are You Smarter Than A Rock I would of gone with the rock.

Category: Comedy

Thursday, November 29, 2007

Dirt Bike Racer Crashes Into Stands

This poor kid is in last place during a dirt bike race. He tries to make a move around a corner but ends up hitting the gas way too hard and flying far into the stands.

Category: Cars & Vehicles

Two Hot Chicks Oil Wrestling

Thanks to Showtime for sending this clip in and an important note to all other media companies. If you create great clips with smokin hot chicks wrestling in oil we are more than happy to promote them for free.

Category: Comedy

Sofa King We Todd Did

As obvious of a prank this might be I thought it was very funny. Gurantee we see the same prank now pulled at least a dozen times over the next couple days.

Category: Comedy

Unconventional Dance Moves

This is actually pretty entertaining to watch. A couple kids demonstrate a bunch of unconventional dance moves.

Category: Comedy

Drunk Chair Pull Knockout

Weve all pulled the prank where you pull the chair out from under your friend who isnt looking. This video shows why you might not want to do it to a guy whose been drinking for 20 hours straight at a casino.

Category: Comedy

The Real iPhone Flight Delay Ad

What would really happen if a pilot used his iPhone to fix a flight delay?

Category: Comedy

Short Fight Fat Kid Knockout

Fat kid fights Asian kid and gets knocked out. Bigger they are the harder they fall.

Category: Entertainment

Japanese Girl With Big Boobs at the Gym

A really sexy Japanese girl with big natural boobs works out at the gym. If this girl went to my gym I wouldnt get anything done

Category: Entertainment

Silence is wut kills her..

In the silent corners of the mortuary,
They whisper quietly of a girl in a box,
Why she is in there never escapes their
lips.
Bu t everyone seems to know.
Her life ended for reasons beyond just
herself.
Some say it was for attention, some say
it was because of her family..
As I walk in the room, I go unnoticed...
Maki ng my way to the other end of the
cold and dimly light room..
I cannot look at her remains for they
will only bring forth unwanted feelings
Her sister is crying, wetting her
brothers shoulders.
He holds her in a state of shock, his
eyes fixed on her casket...
Nobody could quite understand the
reasons why...
No one really knew...
No one seemed to care enough, to ask
why she never spoke
No one asked why she cried herself to
sleep.

ROBOTIC THRUST

ROBOTIC THRUST

Drive it deep
Heavy breathing
Holding back never more
Pull out Push in
Choke hold and no more teasing
From your back to your knees
Serve it up I aim to please
Head back Eyes wide
I will turn your world upside down

Taste sweet
Sweet like candy
You keep me begging for more
Push in Pull out
Nail your ass to the floor
Taste the lust Taste the sin
Spread wide I shove it in
Head back Eyes wide
I will turn your world upside down

Drive it deep
Heavy breathing

Read The Testimony

Have you ever spoken and wished that
you could immediately take the words
back...or that you could crawl into a
hole? Here are the Testimonials of a
few people who did....

FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair
salon with my husband and three kids in
tow and asked loudly, "How much do you
charge for a shampoo and a blow job?" I
turned around and walked back out and
never went back. My husband didn't say
a word...he knew better.

SECON D TESTIMONY: I was at the golf
store comparing different kinds of golf
balls. I was unhappy with the women's
type I had been using. After browsing
for several minutes, I was approached
by one of the good-looking gentlemen
who works at the store. He asked if he
could help me. Without thinking, I
looked at him and said, "I think I like
playing with men's balls."

THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were
at the mall and passed by a store that
sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we
were looking at the display case, the
boy behind the counter asked if we
needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm
just looking at your nuts." My sister
started to laugh hysterically, The boy
grinned, and I turned beet-red and
walked away. To this day, my Sister has
never let me forget.

FOURT H TESTIMONY: While in line at the
bank one afternoon, my toddler decided
to release some pent-up energy and ran
amok. I was finally able to grab hold
of her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons. I
told her that if she did not start
behaving "right now" she would be
punished. To my horror, she looked me
in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening, "If you don' t let me go
right now, I will tell Grandma that I
saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last
night!" The silence was deafening after
this enlightening exchange. Even the
tellers stopped what they were doing. I
mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter
in tow. The last thing I heard when the
door closed behind me, were screams of
laughter.
< BR>FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked
your child a question too many times?
My three-year-old son had a lot of
problems with potty training and I was
on him constantly. One day we stopped
at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in
between errands. It was very busy, with
a full dining room. While enjoying my
taco, I smelled something funny, so of
course I checked my seven-month-old
d aughter, and she was clean.Then I
realized that Danny had not asked to go
potty in a while, so I asked him if he
needed to go, and he said "No". I kept
thinking, "Oh Lord, that child has had
an accident, and I don't have any
clothes with me." Then I said, "Danny,
are you SURE you didn't have an
accident?" "No," he replied. I just
KNEW that he must have had an accident,
because the smell was getting worse.
Soooooo, I asked one more time, "Danny,
did you have an accident?" This time he
jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent
over and spread his cheeks and
yelled, "SEE MOM,IT'S JUST FARTS!!"
While 30 people nearly choked to death
on their tacos laughing, he calmly
pulled up his pants and sat down. An
old couple made me feel better by
thanking me for the best laugh they'd
ever had!

LAST TESTIMONY: This had most of the
state of Michigan laughing for 2 days
and a very embarrassed female news
anchor who will, in the future, likely
think before she speaks. What happens
when you predict snow but don't get
any....a true story... We had a female
news anchor who, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't,
turned to the weatherman and asked: "So
Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised
me last night?" Not only did HE have to
leave the set, but half the crew did
too they were laughing so hard!

THE WEDDING AT NUMER 18, CLEGG STREET

'Twas a fine foggy day in Septober
The rain it were bucketing down
So I picked up some buckets - and I
flogged 'em outright
To the council for half a crown.

Throug h the drizzle a form come walking
Clad in an old flannel vest
He wore nowt on his feet but bunnions
And a cauliflower pinned to his chest.

"What a man has to do for a living."
He said as he passed slowly by
And I recognized him, it was Acroyd
I could tell by his roving black eye.

'Cos it had roved from his head to his
kneecaps
A nd was stuck there swivelling round;
When lasses walked past it looked up,
aghast
And at other times looked at the ground.

"Ay up lad," I said, "Eh, how are ya?"
He smiled, his teeth blackened and broke
He said, "I'm marrying a lass in the
morning."
I said, "Its better than marrying a
bloke."

So we went to the registry office next
day
On back of bus - 59
The bride was too wide to get up and
ride
So she run like bugg'ry behind.

At Oldham the hill was against us
It was far too steep for the bus
So I held the brides aspidistras
And made it easier for her to push.

To Cheers and Hurrahs she shoved us
Right to the top of the hill
But her eyelashes ran down her face
with sweat
So she'd a tash and mutton chops too.

After the wedding was over
We went to the Clogger's Arms
Where they'd tripe and cow heel and
parkin
Bla ck peas and black puddin' on barms.

The bride cut the cake with her false
teeth
'C os someone'd buggered off with the
knife
But she didn't take care and they
slipped, and flew through the air
Causing buggerations, trouble and
strife.
'Cos they landed on grooms fathers bald
patch
And took a big chunk off his head
So he smashed her in gob with his
hearing aid
And left her in't jelly half dead.

At that the brides mother errupted
Without even excusing herself
And she poked the old fella, with a
silver salt cellar
Which wasn't too good for his health.

Now the nephews and nieces chucked
parkin
And splurted black peas all over t'room
An the in-laws and the out-laws, they
battled like buggery
And the brides mother throttled the
groom.

She were eight foot seven and six foot
wide
And arms on her just like a bloke.
She'd teeth like the holy commandments
Ten of em - every one broke.


I am at that age where I know all I
need to know, but can't always remember
it.

Clever Kid

An old man in Mississippi is sitting on
his front porch watching the sun rise.
He sees the neighbor's kid walk by
carrying something big under his
arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got
there?" "Roll of chicken wire."
"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch some chickens."

"Y ou damn fool! You can't catch
chickens with chicken wire!" The boy
just laughs and keeps walking. That
evening at sunset, the boy comes
walking by, dragging behind him the
chicken wire with about 30 chickens
caught in it.

The next morning, the old man is out
watching the sun rise and he sees the
boy walk by carrying something in his
hand. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"Roll of duct tape."

"What you gonna do with that?"

"Gonna catch me some ducks."

"You damn fool! You can't catch ducks
with duct tape!"

The boy just laughs and keeps
walking.Tha t night around sunset the
boy walks by, trailing behind him the
unrolled roll of duct tape with about
35 ducks caught in it.

The next morning, the old man sees the
boy walking by carrying what looks like
a long reed with something fuzzy on the
end. ''Hey boy, whatcha got there?"

"It's a pussy willow."

"Wai t up...I'll get my hat."

Viagra Coffee

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."

The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"

The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.

"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."

The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.

Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.

"How did it go?" the doctor asked.

"Terrible, doctor, terrible."

"Did it not work?"

"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."

"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"

"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."

Crazy pool

Extreme video

Category: Sports

50/50 Kick Flip

From the thriller highs of snowboarding to the craziest wipeouts of surfing, Transworld brings you the best extreme sports highlights. This video sends up:

Category: Sports

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Biker Misjudges Corner

A dude tries to take a corner too fast and his wheels slip out from him sending him skidding into a barrier.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Awesome Kick Boxing Knockout

This has got to be one of the best knockouts I have ever seen. The one dude takes a hard kick to his head and falls hard out of the ring.

Category: Entertainment

Helium Balloons Lift Car

A couple guys attach hundreds of helium balloons to a car and make it float away. Can this be real?

Category: Howto & Style

Barf Bags Dont Work at 0 Gs

This is one of the funniest videos Ive seen in a while. Some girl loses her lunch in a plane but the barf bag doesnt work very well at 0 Gs. Ive replayed this vid 15 times already

Category: Comedy

The Perfect Kickball Shot

Standing on the sidelines of an indoor kickball game is never a good idea.

Category: Comedy

The Real CSI Crime Autopsy

The Real CSI Crime Autopsy (more)
Added: November 28, 2007
The Real CSI Crime Autopsy

Category: Science & Technology

Laxative Prank During Beer Game

A couple college students decide to prank their roommate by adding a strong laxative to his beers during a beer game.

Category: Comedy

Driver Loses Car Down Hill

You got to watch the entire clip on this one. Although, it appears the driver saved his car a second surveilance camera catches him crashing hard into another car.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

Train Plows Into Semi

A semi stops half way over the tracks as a train comes crashing into in full speed completely destroying the truck.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Dog Bites Auburn Football Player

An Auburn wide receiver is overthrown while running for a deep pass and as he turns around a dog mistakes him for Michael Vick and bites his hand.

Category: Sports

Best First Dance at a Wedding

A couple's first dance at their wedding... prob... (more)
Added: November 27, 2007
A couple's first dance at their wedding... probably not what you think.

Category: Comedy



Every Day Normal Guy Rap Song

Pretty funny rap for the every day normal guy. A lot of this hit pretty close to home for me.

Category: Comedy

2 Girls 1 Cup....of Coffee

I would go to Starbucks more often is this is h... (more)
Added: November 27, 2007
I would go to Starbucks more often is this is how they prepared my coffee.

Category: Comedy

Crowd Helps Disabled Guy With Anthem

This is one of those feel good videos, on Disability Awareness day at Fenway a mentally challenged guy gets a little nervous while singing the national anthem so the crowd steps in to help him out.

Category: Entertainment

Thief Gets Knocked Out Cold

OK this might of been a sucker punch knock out ... (more)
Added: November 27, 2007
OK this might of been a sucker punch knock out but it was a two on one fight not to mention the guys were robbing his store.


Category: Entertainment

The Worlds Fastest Clapper

This guy broke the world record for the fastest clapper by clapping non-stop for 60 seconds at the rate of 12 claps per second. I guess thats something to be proud of.

Category: Entertainment

Incredible Leaf Burn Video

This is such a cool video. These guys rake all their leaves up into long trails, soak them in gasoline and let nature take its course. Reminds me of that last scene in National Treasure.

Category: Howto & Style

Chase Ends In Exercise Ball Ownage

A slap to the face causes this guy to chase his... (more)
Added: November 27, 2007
A slap to the face causes this guy to chase his friend around the room over and over like a cartoon and like most arguments these days it all ends at the hand of the all powerful exercise ball, aka GOD.


Category: Comedy

Kermit Watches 2 Girls 1 Cup

Kermit The Frog is the latest victim to experience 2 Girls 1 Cup.

Category: Comedy

Pie To The Face Then Tripped

Step 1: Make a pie. Step 2: Clean out fridge. Step 3: Own your friend hard.

Category: Comedy

Dude Pranks With Homemade Speedbump

Some guy gets frustrated with kids speeding by his house so he builds a speed bump to surprise them as they race by.

Category: Comedy

Train Plows Into Semi

A semi stops half way over the tracks as a train comes crashing into in full speed completely destroying the truck.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Monday, November 26, 2007

Equinoxes

just twice a year,day and night fall into perfect balance.Some claim that astronomical phenomenon,called equinox, inspires ancient structures to reveal hidden secrets

Category: Science & Technology


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Sunday, November 25, 2007

Smokin Hot Girl Train Car Prank

Your in a train car and all of a sudden a smokin hot babe in a mini skirt walks in and tries to put her bags up top. What do you do? Russian prank shows are awesome.

Category: Entertainment

First Time On A Dirtbike

This guy just got a new dirt bike and he is excited to test it out. This guy was born to ride

Category: Comedy

Driver Crashes Through Jiffy Lube

This looks like a stunt from some movie. A drunk driver plows into a glass door and skids through a Jiffy Lube nearly falling into the pit.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Funny Computer Overclocking Commercial

I thought this was a pretty funny commercial of... (more)
Added: November 25, 2007
I thought this was a pretty funny commercial of some dude building an overclocked computer.

Category: Comedy

Saturday, November 24, 2007

Trick Does Not Go Well

This guy just lost his ability to breed. Maybe thats a good thing.

Category: Comedy

Adagio for Strings

"Adagio for Strings" is a work for string orche... (more)
Added: November 24, 2007
"Adagio for Strings" is a work for string orchestra, arranged by the American composer Samuel Barber from his first string quartet. It is Barber's most popular piece.

Category: Music

A Thermite Thanksgiving

Cooking a 25 lb Turkey in under 30 seconds with 10 lbs of Thermite.

Category: Comedy

Japanese Binocular Soccer

Leave it to the Japanese to dress a bunch of guys up in Waldo outfits, place binoculars on their heads and make them play soccer.

Category: Comedy

Exercise Ball Ownage

This guy yells for his cousin to come outside and play football. As soon as he comes outside he gets blindsided by a giant exercise ball.

Category: Comedy

Friday, November 23, 2007

The Little Techno Viking Super Star

All Hail Little Techno Viking Super Star. As always he does not dance to the music, the music dances to him.

Category: Comedy

Talking Cats

When the owners away the cats will talk.

Category: Pets & Animals

Box Scare Prank Does Not Go Well

This guy hides in a big box and waits for his from to come outside so he can jump up and scare the crap out of him. A little suggestion it is hard to jump out of a really tall narrow box.

Category: Comedy

Tanning Bed Falls On Hot Blonde

Some hot chick gets ready to tan in a tanning salon. Just as she sits down the bed collapses on top of her.

Category: Comedy

Happy Thanksgiving

Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, and top it all off with a little pie for dessert. No not pumpkin pie... blonde pie!

Category: Comedy

Crayon Physics

I thought this thing was cool. Some dude in his... (more)
Added: November 23, 2007
I thought this thing was cool. Some dude in his spare time is making this freeware game called Crayon Physics that allow the players to create objects that immediately react to the environment.


Category: Nonprofits & Activism

Crazy Kid Attempts Roof Jump But Fails

Some goofy kid thinks he can jump from the roof of a two story building to a tall fence. He ends up barely making the distance but bounces off the fence and nails the ground below.

Category: Entertainment

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Sled Needs Longer Runway

General rule of thumb you dont want to go sledd... (more)
Added: November 21, 2007
General rule of thumb you dont want to go sledding somewhere that has a giant pane of glass at the bottom of the hill.


Category: Sports

Gymnast Has Rough Landing

A gymnast does an excellent job at running, twisting, and flipping. If only the judges didnt deduct points for landings this would of been perfect

Category: Sports

Forklift Cant Handle The Weight

These guys need the industrial grade Rosie Odonnell forklift. The one that gets her in and out of the tub.

Category: Comedy

Back Flip Wrestling Move

Right when you think this guy is about to be taken down he pulls one of the sweetest wrestling moves ever. I think his opponent is so shocked he just cant recover.

Category: Sports

The Best Diver In France

This guy is the best diver in all of France.

Category: Comedy

To Catch A Predator

Tell me the dude in this clip doesnt look just like the guy from the movie Knocked Up. Anyway, pretty funny spoof of To Catch A Predator.

Category: Comedy

Deer Dodges Cop Car

A deer jumps out in front of a high speeding co... (more)
Added: November 21, 2007
A deer jumps out in front of a high speeding cop car and just before impact leaps over the car and runs off unharmed.


Category: Pets & Animals

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007

Cop Clips High Speed Biker

I get that its against the law to speed however, not sure how a cop can justify pulling out and intentionally clipping a biker because he is breaking the limit.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Streaker At Beckham Game

Probably one of the funnier streaking videos Ive seen in a long time at a recent LA Galaxy game. I guess our security for streakers isnt as good in the US.

Category: Comedy

Double Wall Backflip

This is pretty impressive two guys run up the side of a tree and do simultaneous backflips with the top guy flipping over his buddy.

Category: Entertainment

Snowboarder Takes Out Model

Danish catwalk model posing the seasons new jackets gets clipped by a snowboarder on live TV.

Category: Comedy

Sexy Tetris

These guys have smokin hot women in bikinis stand in front of a moving wall that forces them into various positions in order to pass through.

Category: Comedy

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Horrible Disease Turns Man Into Tree

At first I was like this is so fake but I talked to a doctor friend of mine and sure enough in very rare cases of leprosy you can get growths on your skin that look like tree roots and bark. Might be the grossest thing Ive ever seen.

Category: Nonprofits & Activism

Out Of Control Truck Slams Semi

An truck loses control on an icy highway and crosses the median slamming hard into a semi truck.

Category: Comedy

Hot Chick Hits On Girls Boyfriend

Some chick tries to pick up a girls boyfriend while he is sitting with her eating lunch. When she finally succeeds and the girlfriend storms off she ditches the dude.

Category: Comedy

Juggling Man Accidentally Spears Pigeon

This has to be a one in a million shot, some guy juggles a couple of metal skewers and accidentally spears a pigeon as it flies by. Randy Johnson you are not alone anymore.

Category: Comedy

Kid Sticks Face In Fire Ant Hole

On a dare this kid sticks his face directly into a fire ant hole and tries to hold it there for 10 seconds. Check out the bites they leave, nasty.

Category: Comedy

Orgasm Ringtone Prank

These guys keep changing their friends ringtone to a woman orgasming then call him in socially awkward situations. Dude put it on vibrate!

Category: Comedy

Hot Drunk Girl Eats Maggots

Ordinarily hot drunk blondes can do no wrong in my book. Normal dumb drunk blondes come home and make out girls, take their tops off, share a meal out of a cup... This girl ate maggots.

Category: Comedy

Rocket Attack On Soldiers At AlQaim

This is footage sent in from one of our members of his base coming under attack. Fortunately, nobody was hurt during the attack (at least nobody that was shooting rockets).

Category: News & Politics

Angry German Kid Vs Star Wars Trumpeter

The Angry German Kid is not a fan of the Star Wars Trumpeter.

Category: Comedy

How To Attend An Afghan Wedding

This video actually made laugh out loud, have you ever wondered how exactly you should prepare for an Afghan wedding? The same instructions applies for all persian occasions

Category: Comedy

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Dog Nearly Gets Struck By Lightning

These guy let their dog run around the backyard in the rain until a lightning bolt strikes within just a few feet of the little guy.

Category: Comedy

Falling Off Ladder Turns Kid Retarded

Who knew that retardation was actually caused by being pushed off a ladder unexpectedly?

Category: Comedy

Arab Guy Brings Lion To Party

Contrary to popular belief bringing a lion to a dinner party is not generally welcomed.

Category: Entertainment

Biker Crashes Brand New Bike

This guy just steps out of a motorcycle dealership with his brand new bike wearning his brand new helmet and his brand new gear. He hits the gas and makes it about 25 feet before wiping out.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Lightning Victim News Tape Mess Up

During a report on the recovery of a woman recently struck by lightning, the tape begins to skip as she talks. Couldnt be more perfect if you planned it.

Category: News & Politics

Breaking Records on Record Breakers

Ted and Brigette break 15 LPs over Davids head.... (more)
Added: November 14, 2007
Ted and Brigette break 15 LPs over Davids head. Can they do it faster than the current record of 42 seconds?

Category: Howto & Style

Skater Towed By Bike Accident

This may not be a surprise to most people over the age of 9 but being towed by a bike over a ramp while youre on skates is a not a good idea. Is that his tongue that pops out of his mouth?

Category: Entertainment

Bullet At 5000 Frames Per Second

This is an ultra high speed camera that can film at an amazing 5000fps and films a bullet blowing up a bunch of different stuff.

Category: Comedy

Marathon Runner Gets Knocked Out By Train

I thought this was great. I Kenyan marathon runner is so focused on a race that he runs into the side of a slow moving train. The collision knocks him out for about 3 minutes. When he finally awakes he pops up and starts running again.

Category: Comedy

Squirrel Learns How To Play Dead For Food

I thought this was pretty funny. Some how these... (more)
Added: November 14, 2007
I thought this was pretty funny. Some how these guys taught a wild squirrel how to play dead for food.

Category: Pets & Animals

Squirrel Plays Dead During Backyard Fight

Alright, I promise this is the last squirrel video but our little hero that played dead for food now uses his tricks during a fight with another squirrel.

Category: Pets & Animals

Scope Backfires And Breaks Chicks Nose

This chick fires off a round and the scope kicks back and breaks her nose. Not sure why this dude wouldnt tell her how to hold the friggin rifle before she fired.

Category: Comedy

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

How Not To Flip Over A Car

Some dude flips his car on its side and a bunch of guys come over to help him out.

Category: Howto & Style

Driver Loses Dirt Bike On Highway

This guy tries to tow his dirt bike on the top of his car and while he is going in excess of 70mph on the highway the bike slips off.

Category: Autos & Vehicles

Bored Construction Workers Equal Fun

When construction workers get bored only good things can happen.

Category: Comedy

Good Advice

Take it from Mom; Always use protection.

Category: Comedy

Sunday, November 11, 2007

Ballerinas Equal Perfect Girlfriends

Why did it take me so long to figure out that ballerinas would make perfect girlfriends

Category: Entertainment

Worlds Greatest Pizza Twirler

Pizza Pizzas world famous pizza twirler. This guy is really talented but man can I get a slice of pepperoni already?

Category: Howto & Style

Great White Shark Breach

One of my favorite things to witness in the animal kingdom is when a great white shark completely breaches out of the water to kill its prey.

Category: Film & Animation

Saturday, November 10, 2007

Dump Before You Jump With Translation

Someone has painstakingly translated every word in the popular Dump Before you Jump video from the other day. What a great public service.

Category: Comedy

Soulja Girl Falls Off Stage

Soulja girl practicing her moves doesnt realize that the edge of the stage is a lot closer than she thinks.

Category: Comedy

Friday, November 9, 2007

How Rosie Odonnell Travels

If youve ever wondered how Rosie Odonnell travels around the country here is your answer: The brand new Lockheed Martin Turbo Super Blimp.

Category: Comedy

What Really Happened To The Mexican Crooner

New cell phone footage shows what really happened to that Mexican Crooner.

Category: Comedy

Woman Stuck In Trench

What came first the trench or the woman falling? Either way how is she stuck in such a shallow hole?

Category: Comedy

The Techno Viking On Crack

Okay, maybe he is not on crack, but there is definitely some mind altering substances at play here. Giddyup though buddy, you have definitely trumped the Techno Viking. Please Digg and remember to dance.

Category: Comedy

Unidentified Creature Found

Whatever that is I think it is the result of dirty laundry, nuclear sludge and a month old pizza box. Sort of like the ninja turtles.

Category: Entertainment

Always Dump Before You Jump

First rule of bungee is you always dump BEFORE you jump. Ive seen a couple pictures on the net of people who ignored this rule but never a video of a grampa trying to prove to three generations of his family that he isnt too old to be cool.

Category: Comedy

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

When Sparring Goes Wrong

not actually by Cosmic Gate...this is the original mix of Final Fantasy's Technoclub Anthem

Category: Comedy

Egg Drop Record Breakers

How many raw eggs can you catch in your mouth after theyve been dropped from a ladder? Have you seen how hot the referee is in these clips? Holy Taco!

Category: Comedy

Birdman Frustrates London City Workers

As a couple of London city workers try to clean a crazy guy keeps throwing bird seed every where which attracts hundreds of birds. This would be frustrating.

Category: Comedy

Compilation of 2 Girls 1 Cup Reactions

A compilation of a bunch of people watching the 2 Girls 1 Cup for the first time. Ya I pretty much felt the same way.

Category: Comedy

Half Life In 60 Seconds

Having never played Half Life admittedly I dont get what this video is all about but so many people have demanded it get posted. So here it is Half Life in 60 seconds.

Category: Film & Animation

Naughty girl happy parents ad

Parent these Days

Category: Comedy

Sunday, November 4, 2007

Hot Girl Cinnamon Challenge Disaster

OK I know we've posted a lot of cinnamon challenge videos but the disaster that plays out for this girl is totally worth it. PS she takes off shirt at the end for some awesome reason...

Category: News & Politics

British Punch

Even when theyre pissed off they are very polite and proper.

Category: Comedy

Bored At Work

Watch what happens when someone with too much free time gets bored at work

Category: Comedy

Saturday, November 3, 2007

Rambo

John Rambo assembles a group of mercenaries and leads them up to a Burmese village where a group of Christian aid workers went missing.

Category: Film & Animation

Kid Runs Over Little Sister

Next time she tries to play with his toys she will think twice.

Category: Comedy

Break Dancer Loses At Life

Whats the hardest part about Break Dancing? Finding out its not 1985. Oh and stages.

Category: Comedy

Dog Is Bad At Playing Dead

This dog is trying to play dead but he has one dead giveaway. Can you figure out what it is?

Category: Pets & Animals

The History of LOLCats

Historian Ben Burrns brings us through this history of LOLCats. Did you know that 26% of all emails contain a LOLcat photo?

Category: Pets & Animals