Thursday, October 11, 2007

Monsoon Madness

You'd be mad to miss the Monsoon Madness held every February at Balok Beach just north of Kuantan on Malaysia's east coast.Kite surfing and sail boarding nutters blow into town to hardness the powerful on shore-racing across the frothy white tops and up and down the long, near deserted sweep of beach front. Stand clear if you're just a speactator as things are taken seriously as it's also one of the leg's of Asian wind surfing Tour. It's colourful spectacle that also be appreciated by non-contestants as well. Learn the art of kite surfing from one or two operators located near the beach.
visit:www.ballzaction.com
Try It If :You enjoy blowin' off.

Walking On Air

There's something decidedly unsafe about walking across a laddered suspension bridge 30metre above the Taman Negara rain forest.If we were supposed to be there, we'd look more like monkeys. The canopy walk in Malaysia's largest national park is for eco beavers not scardy cats.
visit:www.asianoverland.com.my
Try It If:You can't differentiate between beaver and pussy.

Top Cat Sailing

Hobie cats are thing of the past it's time for Top Cats.These little German-Designed cats purr like well-oiled machines as the whisk and down the Penang beach front.Operated by East winds,they also offer skis and VDWS-accredited training (don't ask,it's a Germanthing)
Tel:+604-221 1210
Try It If:You know the words to Rod Stewarts's sailing.

Have Wind Will Travel

Para sailing is quite passe these days,if you've tried it, that is . If you haven't what are you waiting for?Hit the beach and the skies above Frangipani Resort long Langkawi's Pantai Tengah
visit: www.frangipanilangkawi.com
Try It If:You haven't a belly full of Langkawi's duty free booze

Mounting Mount Kinabalu

For these wanting to get high, there are few mountains in the regions as high as Sabah's Mount Kinabalu at 4101m. Lunatic triathlons make the climb in hours but more mortals will spend a rigorous two days climbing this monolith with an overnight rest at Laban Rata Resthouse.You'll be shagged out so rest afterwards at Poring Hot Springs
visit:www.wildlife-expeditions.com
Try It If:Need a stage to perform that old Carpenter's classic Top of the world.

White Water Rafting

It doensn't come much hotter than white water rafting down Sabah's Padas River. The river looks like Teh Tarik but don't worry you won't drink it unless you turn arse up. Better than a roller coaster ride.
visit:www.intra-travel.com.my
Try It If:You haven't had breakfast.

Head To Babeistan

Apart from the thre-eyed children (thanks,chernobyl), the first thing you'll notice in kiev is the preponderance of the fairer sex.The Ukrainian capital boasts the highest ratio of women to men on the planet , while in some rural regions you'll be out number 3:1 bysexy slavic sirens.
visit:www.kievinfo.com
Try It If:Yet another lad's night out is wearing a bit thin.

Get A Brazilian

Florianopolis is a paradise-like Brazilian resort that bustles with model agencies keen to snap up the resort's dusky,dark blonde ladies(whose DNA is the product of 19th century German Farmer mixing with Brazilian blood). When you've finished perving, go surfing or get trashed on calpirinhas at some of South America best nightclubs.
visit:www.quiafloripa.com.br
Try It If:You've finally realised you're probably not going to many Gisele.

Pull At The Milan Fashion Week

You might not be able to cop off with Kate Moss, but you could seduce one of the multitudes of fashion flunkeys in March and September.Who cram into Milan's bars during the bi-annual mwah-mwah fest.
visit:www.cameramoda.it
Try It If: You're willing to listen girls blabbering on about hours all in the name of a shag.

Cactus-Munching In Ecuador

Head to South America seek out a shaman and spend the night in a hallucinogenic trance after slicing it up boiling it for seven hours and then drinking.
Try It If:Skunk just doesn't do it for you anymore.

Drink Vine In The Amazon

If the idea of sitting in a hut and seeing visions that scares you half to death sounds a hoot,the Ayahuasca vine is your friend.It's made into a brew and then drunk , and you can book a visit to an Ayuhuasca medical retreat with
visit:www.shamanism.co.uk
Try It If: You're partial to wearing a bit of tie-dye.

Unusual Food Trails

Eat the worm
Forget tequila, if it's a spirit-soaked worm you seek-get some mescal made from the agave plant, the fiery brew after features an edible larva to give it a distinct taste: sip it t in Mexico's Oaxaca region the dimes spiritual home.
Try It If:You have a strong stomach.

Rest In Space

Want to get space for a great deal cheaper? Dead? We have the answer for you. For as little as RM2,100 these boys will cheerily send some of your ashes galactic.
visit:www.memorialspaceflights.com
Try It If:You're corpse.

Laughing German Midget

In case you couldnt tell by the title, this video is of a laughing German midget. This kind of video is exactly why Al Gore invented the internet.

Bet You Didnt Know

I thought this was a pretty interesting video on tons of various facts that seem too incredible to believe but I googled most of them and they all turned out to be true.

Video Games Orchestrated

This is a really amazing video of a symphony using scenes from classic video games to orchestrate their music. This is one symphony I wouldnt be bored to tears at.

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The Peter Answers

How to Use Peter Answers

from wikiHow - The How to Manual That You Can Edit
Peter answers is a fun little website in which "Peter" appears to read your mind. Use it to prank your friends or to just have a little fun.

Steps

Visit http://www.peteranswers.com where there are two text boxes: "Insert Petition" and "Insert Question."
Ask your audience for a question. If it's a question you know the answer to, proceed to the next step. If it's a question you don't know the answer to, you can ask them for the answer, telling them that if they say the question and answer out loud, Peter will hear them with his psychic powers. If you don't know the answer, you won't be able to follow the next step, and Peter will answer with a very generic statement like "You shall not doubt of me at all, keep trusting on me and soon I'll answer." In other words, the trick won't work!
Enter text into the petition box. The directions tell you to type in either "Peter, please answer the following question:" or "Peter, please answer:" in the petition box. What your audience doesn't know is that you're telling Peter the answer...
- Note the colon ":" at the end of each of these queries. This is essential because without it, you will not be able to proceed to the question box. Once you type the phrase and enter the colon, your cursor will automatically move to the question box.
- Instead of typing "Peter, please answer the following question:" or "Peter, please answer:" start off your petition with a period followed by the answer you're looking for. For example, if you intend to ask "Why is wikiHow the best how-to manual ever?" then in the petition box you would type.Because it's a group effort
- As you type the answer you're looking for, that's not what you will see showing up in the text box. You will see the standard petition being typed, even though you're typing something completely different. Your audience, however, will have their eyes on the screen and will never suspect that you're giving Peter the answer.
- Your answer should be shorter than one of the standard petitions. When you finish typing the answer, the standard petition will still need to be finished on the screen. In the following screenshot, all that has been typed is ".Because it's a group effort."
- So, after you type the answer, end it with a period. The period will show up as another character of the petition. After the period, however, anything you type will show up on the screen as you type it. Finish whatever is left of the query and send it off with a colon. In this screenshot, the actual typing was ".Because it's a group effort.owing:"
Type in the question. Be sure to end it with a question mark "?". As soon as you enter the question mark, a box will appear with some warnings about privacy. For Peter to answer the question, you'll need to click the "I Accept" button.
Watch as Peter thinks for a second and then displays the answer that you typed. If your audience doesn't know that you typed in the answer, they will be flabbergasted. You can probably keep them amazed for quite a while as long as they don't start paying close attention to what your fingers are actually typing.

Tips

When you're typing in the petition box, it helps to NOT look at the screen, because it can throw you off and make you forget what you're typing. Instead, look down as you type the answer. Only look up after you've typed the period to check how much of the query is finished.
Peter is only as accurate as you are, so if you enter a typo, Peter will answer with a typo, and people will get suspicious pretty quickly. If you think you made a mistake, you can backspace and start again at any point. If you delete all of what you entered, remember to enter a period again to signal to Peter that you're entering the answer. But, deleting everything you entered is not a good idea because people will wonder why you're erasing a perfectly good petition.
If you're typing a short answer, you can save time by completing only the shorter petition phrase (Peter, please answer:)
You can also tell your viewers to stare at the screen so that they can correct any spelling errors that you might make.

Warnings

Peter will accept and display answers that are longer than the petition phrase, but it will be pretty obvious something is up if you continue to type after the screen displays the entire petition phrase. Nothing more will show up once you've reached the end of the phrase. Once in a while, at the bottom instead of the repeating "Peter answers:..." it will say "Emily answers" or another name. No one knows for sure what happens at that point.
As soon as you type a colon ":" the cursor will automatically jump to the question box, even if you haven't finished typing out the petition. This will likely ruin the illusion, so don't accidentally type that colon too soon.

Sources and Citations

PeterAnswers.com

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